Haha !
this reminds me of a nice and true Navy incident that happened quite some ages ago...all on vhf:
"that ship three miles off my bow, give way"
no reaction
"that ship three miles off my bow, give way !"
"NO"
three seconds silence...pfff
"that ship two miles off my bow, you must give way !!"
"NO, YOU DO"
"that ship, off my bow - we are very big US Navy aircraft carrier SARATOGA, you must give way now immediately !!"
"AND I AM FASTNET ROCK LIGHTHOUSE, YOU BETTER ALTER COURSE" .......
that's US NAVY