Aah, the good old Telegraph!
No doubt the next edition of the Daily Express will have a headline along the lines of "Workshy dole scroungers blamed for warship crash".
The Sun, of course, will go with "Immigrants wreck warship", the Daily Mail will blame the previous government and the Star will tell us a footballer's wife was having a romp with the captain.
Don't we have some rubbish masquerading as newspaper!